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By Krista Myers and UrbanDictionary.com | Spring 2011
2. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when a guy attempts to insert his testicles into a girl's anus. It is named so because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
3. Pseudonecrophile - A person who enjoys have sex with people who appear to be dead - one partner acts if he or she is dead during sexual intercourse.
4. Snow Blowing - When a girl gives a guy a blowjob (oral sex) and then keeps the sperm in her mouth after he climaxes. She then makes out with the guy and they exchange the sperm between each other.
5. Daisy Chain - A sexual act in which multiple females perform oral sex on each other so that everyone is giving and receiving oral sex at the same time.
6. Sexual Exhibitionism - n act where someone gets pleasure out of showing off his or her private areas. Sometimes the person is paid, sometimes not.
By Diana Rodriguez and UrbanDictionary.com | Winter 2010
2. The Shocker - When someone inserts his index finger and middle finger into the vagina and his pinky finger in the anus of a woman. Most effective in the “deep thrust” position (when a girl lays on her back and pulls her legs up towards her head); also known as “Two in the pink, one in the stink.”
3. Pearl Necklace - After oral sex or intercourse, a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on the neck or cleavage area of a woman so it looks like a chain of jewelry.
4. Tea-bagging - The act of putting a male’s scrotum (balls, testicles) into a female’s mouth repeatedly during or after receiving head. Homosexual couples can also use tea-bagging to change up the ordinary oral sex routine.
5. Hummer - The person giving the blowjob hums (a song or anything that tickles their fancy) continuously while sucking on the man's dick. The vibrations will stimulate that penis even more and combined with good head technique, it could lead to a mind-blowing orgasm.
By Annamarie DiRaddo and UrbanDictionary.com |March 2009
1. 69 - Oral fun where the male licks the girls’ pussy (eats her out) while the female sucks the male’s penis (giving head, blowjob). This is named for the position of the bodies and can also be practiced on homosexual couples.
2. The Eifel Tower - Involves three people. When a female (usually) bends over and takes it from behind (up the ass) from a male while giving head (see above) to another male. The two males than high five one another to give the visual of an Eiffel Tower. This act can also be practiced on homosexual couples although lesbians may find it a bit more complicated.
3. Blumkin - The interesting sexual act when a male is having his penis sucked while he takes a shit (poop, poopie, dookie, ect.)
4. Rainbow Kiss - When a male gives head to a female (licks her pussy) while she is menstruating (bleeding, aka period) and then proceeds to kiss the female after she has already given him head and keeps the semen (cum, jizz) in her mouth. This act is not for homosexuals.
5. Rusty Trumbone - When a female is licking a male’s asshole and using the reach around to give him a handjob (moving her hand up and down his penis).
By Spring Cooper and UrbanDictionary.com | May 2008
1. Trojan Surprise - When you’re at a formal event and you pop a boner. Dude, I got a Trojan Surprise at my dad’s funeral.
2. Twirl and Whirl Abstraction - The motion employed to remove a condom lost in the vagina during intercourse. Billy employedthe twirl and whirl abstraction after we noticed we had lost more than our inhibitions in my office last week.
3. Homoblivious - Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar. My mom is so homoblivious,she calls her queer neighbors “the bachelors."